Win tickets to ‘Full Monty’ at StageWorks
UPDATE: Congrats to our randomly selected winners: Karen Hau (whose stripper name is “Trixie Georgetown”) and Adan Alvarez (“Tammy Jansen”).
My top three favorite names from among all 70 entrants, by the way, are “Nipper Newlon” (Lisa Marie Boyles), “Lady DeWitt” (Dorian Follansbee; say that one out loud for the full effect) and the legendary “Pusskit Acacia” (Bradley Money). The all-time worst stripper name: ” Lumpy Vartikian” (thanks to Chloe Quesada). Don’t quit your day job, Chloe. To all: Thanks for playing!
ORIGINAL POST: Leave it to StageWorks Fresno to get a little steamy in July. “The Full Monty” opens Friday, kicking off a three-weekend run. This Broadway musical adaptation of the beloved 1997 movie follows a group of laid-off male factory workers who decide to put on a strip show to raise money. (And they aren’t exactly the Chippendales.)
Here’s your chance to score some of the theater season’s hottest tickets — for free. The Munro Review is giving away two pairs of seats for any opening weekend performance. You can choose from 7:30 p.m. Friday (opening night) or Saturday, and 2 p.m. Sunday, all at the Dan Pessano Theatre.
Here’s how you enter: Leave a comment on this post telling us your “stripper name” using the following formula: Your first name is your first pet’s name, and your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. (Which makes my stripper name “Lightning Morningside”. Va-va-voom!) Or if you have Victorian sensibilities and would rather remain demure, tell us why you’d like to see “The Full Monty.” (Then again, if you have Victorian sensibilities, maybe you shouldn’t be seeing it anyway.) You’ll be able to pick up your tickets at Will Call. Deadline to enter is 7 p.m. Wednesday, July 19. I’ll get back to the winners that evening.
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Chris F
Sebastian Dwight
Karen hau
Lol stripper name would be
” Trixie Georgetown ” hahahahah
Madi
Zach Teague. This is way less exciting than I thought it might be.
Live Vi-Carrie-ous
Gizmo Milmar. Could be better. Could be worse, too, LOL.
Teri R T
Lucy Healey. Sorry. Not too exciting.
Danielle Valdivia
Lucifer Bel Gravia.
It sounds royal!
KC Rutiaga
Tricky Stanford
Amalie Larsen
Mine would be Aslan Kittyhawk. Not super hot…but I would love some free tickets to see some hot men “let it go”. Pick me!
Danny
You may call me Ms. Casey Renn!
patty
Monique Carlucci
Jeri Stubblefield
It’s girls night out for us, Donald. Already paid for our great seats for opening night!! Smokey Sheffield in the 4th row center!! See you at the show.
Stacy Cardoza
PJ Sherman
Lisa Maria Boyles
Nipper Newlon
Stephen Mintz
Muffin Pierce. I’m ashamed, for sure.
stephanie bradshaw
Kelly Granada!
leamca
Dinah Maude Poinsettia
Preston Sullivan
Geechee Nash
Danielle Shapazian
Biscuit Farris
Mary Vaux
Lolita Bond
Ernie
Mickie Minarets…appearing daily. 2-5.
Katy Deibert
Smokey Avenue 424 💃🏻
Kris Clark
Shortie Wathen, I’d better not quit my day job!
Jennifer Money
Mittens Woodward
Teresa
My stripper name would be
Pumpkin Stanford!
Sarah
Phoebe Andrews
Bradley Money
Pusskit Acacia ( still own the cat she’s 20 years old in human years )
Ka
Cookie Lind… I think it sounds stage appropriate!
Aden cruz
Tammy Jensen
Dan Villanueba
Bandit Harvey…..
Chloe quesada
My name would be Lumpy Vartikian – not very sure I’d get far with that stripper name!
Ethel Birrell
Blacky Lane
Ashley Flowers
Patches Maroa
Natasha
Pumpkin Caron. Lol
George Krause
Whitey Charleswood
Doug Cox
Harley 118th!
Anna Sul
Sancho Central 😂
Jennifer Lewis
Love this!!! Although I’m not eligible to win, I’m going to play along…Taffy Armstrong looks forward to seeing you all at the theatre!!! 😜
Steven Weatherbee
Toto Sierra-Madre
Michael Gil
Berkeley Cole
Carissa
Corky Antelope
Colleen Fleming
Cocoa Stanford
Cami Cipolla
Taking the stage is Calamity Wells! Lol, thank you for a fun way to win tickets! My Victorian sensibilities want to take my mother to the show. 😉
Karen Kirkpatrick
Tinker Laurel
Regina Camack
My stripper name is “Teddy Briggs”.
Kathy Gulseth
What a great idea! I’m Sasha Dearing. I feel sexy even typing it. I saw the movie a long time ago so I’m long over due. I have a GNO group that I want to take, cause we’re saucy like that! I also know some regulars that perform there, so we’re also way overdue to go!!#
James F Smith
Valentine 31 (sounds like a early-2000s dating site screen-name)
Charlotte
Jack East
Shawn Williams
Tiger Monterey
Jeremy Salas
Duke Lowe
Heather R
Scamper Mission 😉
Justus Bier-Stanberry
Onyx Stanford
Jeannette Warnert
Blackie Buell
Dorian Follansbee
Lady DeWitt (sounds like “Lady, Do It!”)
Lauren
Finn Fallbrook 🙂
Cristina Galang
Billie Campanilla
Tina teNyenhuis
Missy Farris
ms bee
Eloise Dovewood
Juan Guzmán
Rocky Sunset!
Gena Chambers
Tempest Warner 😘
Courtney Cowin
Shadow 396
Yolanda Missakian
Buddy Cornelia
Amy Stanberry
Crystal Valentine!
Matthew Smoke
Hobby Mallsbury
Ashley
You can call me Tibbs Evergreen…yes, Tibbs. I named my cat after the cat in 101 Dalmations. And I want to see this show because, well… why wouldn’t I? It’s going to be great and I’d love to take my mom.
Jenny Myers
My name would be Valentine Harrison
Anthony Braxton
Mickey village
Carey Taylor Brown
Higgins Campbell P.I., if you please… As in, you guessed it – Magnum, P.I.
Cyndle
Rain Acacia. No one can pronounce my name now so what makes this any different
Chelsea Bonilla
Oreos Pilgrim. That’s a terrible name.
Brandon Crane
Radical Steve Blackthorn