From boozed-up Shakespeare to autocorrect hell, my picks for the 2018 Rogue Festival
Every year it happens without fail as Iโm perusing the Rogue Festival program: A show leaps out and screams, โCome see me!โ What kind of act am I drawn to? You might think that because I often go to the symphony and opera that Iโd only be drawn to the highfalutin events. Not true. My No. 1 show to see at the 2018 Rogue โฆ drum roll, please โฆ is:
โSโWill,โ a theater piece that its producers describe as a โblending of Shakespearean text, modern pop culture, and copious amounts of alcohol.โ

Fresnoโs very own fringe festival kicks off Friday, March 2, at various venues in the Tower District. As a longtime audience veteran, I look forward to it every year. The following list of five picks is based on nothing more than my own hunches. Who knows? I could be recommending acts that are terrible. But thatโs kind of the fun of Rogue: Thereโs a sense of travelling mostly blind in unchartered waters. You might discover the Northwest Passage, or you might sail off the edge of the world.
As always, best bet is to check the Rogue website (fresnoroguefestival.com) to confirm venues, times and ticket prices, and also to learn about Rogue basics, such as the $3 wristband you need (a one-time purchase) to get into all shows. And it doesn’t hurt to check the Rogue’s news and updates page, because cancellations do happen occasionally.
Hereโs my list:
1.
โSโWill,โ performed by The Fools Collaborative, of Fresno.
The premise: A slimmed down version of Shakespeareโs โTwelfth Nightโ will be performed by six actors. Prior to each performance, one actor in the cast will randomly be chosen an hour before curtain as that eveningโs drunken fool. He or she will be required to โswillโ alcohol until showtime, then perform while intoxicated.
Why itโs on my list: Mostly because itโs a mighty fine cast. Iโd pretty much see anything starring local theater veterans Casey Ballard, Kristin Crase, Miguel Gastelum, Camille Gaston, Randall Kohlruss and Haley White — whether they were drunk or sober. And the premise appeals to my sense of Shakespeare for the Groundlings, not the donor classes. My one fear is that alcohol tolerance among this worldly cast will be so high that we wonโt be able to tell a difference. Should there be a Breathalyzer on the premises?
Details: The Fools had originally planned to perform as part of โUnderground Rogueโ in someoneโs backyard, a new Bring Your Own Venue component to this yearโs festival. But first-weekend rain has prompted a move to The Painted Table, 1211 N. Wishon Ave. The second weekend is scheduled for โThe Stargazer Loungeโ (aka that backyard belonging to one of the drunken Shakespearean players), 1292 N. Ferger Ave. Performances are 8:45 p.m. Friday, March 2; 7:30 p.m. Saturday, March 3; 6 p.m. Thursday, March 8; 7:15 p.m. Friday, March 9; and 8:45 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $10.
2.
โBursting into Flames,โ performed by Martin Dockery, of Brooklyn, N.Y.

The premise: This one-person show is the story of one manโs โgonzo romp through the afterlife.โ
Why itโs on my list: Itโs because of the sheer talent of Dockery, who can grab an audience by whatever body part you think most aptly completes this metaphor, then keep them transfixed for the duration of the performance. Iโve seen this Rogue veteran three times now, and even when his show didnโt work for me (one time out of those three), it still was powerful stuff. Dockery is a master storyteller who is adept at weaving concrete details into larger intellectual and emotional throughlines.
Details: This year, Dockery is only here one weekend (the second) for just three performances. So youโll want to get there early. He performs at Diannaโs Studio of Dance, 826 N. Fulton St. Performances are 5:30 p.m. Friday, March 9; and 2 and 6:30 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $12.
3.
โFlower Tome Companion Episode II: Wine Not be Friends,โ performed by Five Guys Drinking Beer, of Fresno

The premise: This wacky take on a Garrison Keillor radio show (minus the sexual harassment, presumably) is back with โamazing musical acts, silly sound effects, wacky commercials, drama and more!โ
Why itโs on my list: The original โFlower Tome Companionโ was a big Rogue hit — and even went on to sell out the Tower Theatre in a later charity performance. Besides, anyone who can use โwineโ as an atrocious pun deserves every beer that comes his way.
Details: The Five Guys are at the VISTA Theater, 1296 N. Wishon Ave. They perform 10 p.m. Friday, March 2; 5 p.m. Saturday, March 3; 3:30 p.m. Sunday, March 4; 5:30 p.m. Friday, March 9; and 8 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $10.
4.
โFrankly, Autocorrect, Iโm Getting Tired of Your Shirt,โ performed by Jayne Day and Renee Newlove, of Fresno.
The premise: Welcome to autocorrect hell. Weโve all been there. Example: Your entire family showed up on the doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably, and yelling at you for texting โLOLโ about Grandma being cold in the grave. Two hours later, they finally stop yelling and crying long enough for you to tell them you typed โGARAGE.โ
Why itโs on my list: Sometimes itโs all about the headline in the program. Well, that and my view that if I were trapped with the performers for an extended period of time in an elevator Iโd risk laughing so hard my head would explode. Theyโre rather funny. Plus, I think autocorrect is a tool of Satan, so Iโm glad these spellcheck sisters are spreading the anti-Gospel.
Details: Day and Newlove perform at Spectrum Art Gallery, 608 E. Olive Ave. Performances are 9:45 p.m. Friday, March 2; 5:30 p.m. Saturday, March 8; 6 p.m. Thursday, March 8; and 6:45 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $7.
5.

โThe Sibyl of Mars,โ performed by L. Nicol Cabe, of Seattle.
The premise: In this speculative fiction storytelling show, the Sibyl, a seer from Mars, has been sent to Earth to steal ancient records of the planetโs original colony. She must piece information together to learn why her home worldโs ecosystem is collapsing, but she must do so before Earth authorities erase her memories and send her back.
Why itโs on my list: Sometimes itโs all about the resume. Go to Cabeโs website and you can read about her background as a sci-fi writer, storyteller, director and dramaturg. (Hey, I took a dramaturgy class in grad school and am ecstatic when someone else in the world knows what a dramaturg is, much less is one.) And this show sounds fresh, weird and thoughtful, a nice combination.
Details: Cabe performs at Fulton Street Art, 1118 N. Fulton St. Performances are 8 p.m. Saturday, March 3; 4:15 p.m. Sunday, March 4; 7:15 p.m. Thursday, March 8; and 1:45 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $7.
Shameless plug
โDoes Fresno Get Into Your Stuff?โ, performed by Blake Jones of Kingsburg.
The premise: Jones, a Rogue veteran, asks how โplaceโ affects art. He brings together a different panel of guests for each show. Depending on the guest lineup, you might get song, dance, poetry or provocative ideas.
Why itโs on my list: For the simple reason that I, your friendly neighborhood arts blogger, is one of those guests. Yes, Iโm making my Rogue debut. I am matched up with two other locals, Jaguar Bennett and Patrick Contreras, for a panel discussion (3 p.m. Saturday March 3). Now I just need to think of some insightful things to say. Part of me thinks that Jones stuck me in the lineup to get some free publicity. Well, it worked.
Details: Weโll be doing our artsy talking thing at Veni Vidi Vici, 1116 N. Fulton St. Other shows are 5:30 p.m. Sunday, March 4; 6 p.m. Friday, March 9; and 8 p.m. Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $5.

The cast of “ASS,” which will be performed at California Arts Academy.
Lots more Rogue options
There were a bunch of other acts I could have thrown onto the above list, including (but not limited to) the following shows. Most important Rogue rule: Be adventurous!
โMagic of Elder Returns,โ featuring Kyle Elder on a Rogue mainstage for the first time.
โBabel,โ an original play by Heather Rose-Chase featuring Kate McKnight and Britt Monahan.
โThe 500 List,โ featuring Houston guitarist Ryan Adam Wells.
โNaked Zombie,โ with Ron Jones and brief nudity (โvery brief.โ)
โNothing is Beautiful: Everything is Fine,โ a dance performance from NOCO, its first in the post Amy Querin-era.
โThat Kidney Show,โ with Aileen and Tony Imperatrice showcasing their real-life double-transplant story.
โOriginal Jazz & Blues,โ with David Spencer and Randy Morris continuing a Rogue tradition.
โMagical Mystery Detour,โ featuring Rogue superstar Gemma Wilcox. Get there early.
โAss,โ an original play by Joshua Taylor. For an amusing “self-interview” with Taylor, click here.
“Fresno Writers Live,” featuring MFA students from Fresno State.
Plus:
Check out Joshua Teheeโs Rogue picks in The Bee.
And Heather McLaneโs Rogue picks in FresYes.
Rogue coverage in Kings River Life.
Festival info
Fresno Rogue Festival, opens Friday, March 2, and continues through Saturday, March 10. Tickets are $5-$12.
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Jackie Ryle
Great review, Donald. Every little bit helps. They all look good this year!