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Win tickets to ‘Full Monty’ at StageWorks

UPDATE: Congrats to our randomly selected winners: Karen Hau (whose stripper name is “Trixie Georgetown”) and Adan Alvarez (“Tammy Jansen”).

My top three favorite names from among all 70 entrants, by the way, are “Nipper Newlon” (Lisa Marie Boyles), “Lady DeWitt” (Dorian Follansbee; say that one out loud for the full effect) and the legendary “Pusskit Acacia” (Bradley Money). The all-time worst stripper name: ” Lumpy Vartikian” (thanks to Chloe Quesada). Don’t quit your day job, Chloe. To all: Thanks for playing!

ORIGINAL POST: Leave it to StageWorks Fresno to get a little steamy in July. “The Full Monty” opens Friday, kicking off a three-weekend run. This Broadway musical adaptation of the beloved 1997 movie follows a group of laid-off male factory workers who decide to put on a strip show to raise money. (And they aren’t exactly the Chippendales.)

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Here’s your chance to score some of the theater season’s hottest tickets — for free. The Munro Review is giving away two pairs of seats for any opening weekend performance. You can choose from 7:30 p.m. Friday (opening night) or Saturday, and 2 p.m. Sunday, all at the Dan Pessano Theatre.

Here’s how you enter: Leave a comment on this post telling us your “stripper name” using the following formula: Your first name is your first pet’s name, and your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. (Which makes my stripper name “Lightning Morningside”. Va-va-voom!) Or if you have Victorian sensibilities and would rather remain demure, tell us why you’d like to see “The Full Monty.” (Then again, if you have Victorian sensibilities, maybe you shouldn’t be seeing it anyway.) You’ll be able to pick up your tickets at Will Call. Deadline to enter is 7 p.m. Wednesday, July 19. I’ll get back to the winners that evening.

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Comments (70)

  • Chris F

    Sebastian Dwight

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  • Karen hau

    Lol stripper name would be
    ” Trixie Georgetown ” hahahahah

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  • Madi

    Zach Teague. This is way less exciting than I thought it might be.

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  • Gizmo Milmar. Could be better. Could be worse, too, LOL.

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  • Teri R T

    Lucy Healey. Sorry. Not too exciting.

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  • Danielle Valdivia

    Lucifer Bel Gravia.
    It sounds royal!

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  • KC Rutiaga

    Tricky Stanford

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  • Amalie Larsen

    Mine would be Aslan Kittyhawk. Not super hot…but I would love some free tickets to see some hot men “let it go”. Pick me!

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  • Danny

    You may call me Ms. Casey Renn!

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  • patty

    Monique Carlucci

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  • Jeri Stubblefield

    It’s girls night out for us, Donald. Already paid for our great seats for opening night!! Smokey Sheffield in the 4th row center!! See you at the show.

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  • Stacy Cardoza

    PJ Sherman

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  • Nipper Newlon

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  • Stephen Mintz

    Muffin Pierce. I’m ashamed, for sure.

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  • stephanie bradshaw

    Kelly Granada!

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  • Dinah Maude Poinsettia

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  • Geechee Nash

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  • Danielle Shapazian

    Biscuit Farris

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  • Mary Vaux

    Lolita Bond

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  • Ernie

    Mickie Minarets…appearing daily. 2-5.

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  • Katy Deibert

    Smokey Avenue 424 💃🏻

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  • Kris Clark

    Shortie Wathen, I’d better not quit my day job!

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  • Jennifer Money

    Mittens Woodward

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  • Teresa

    My stripper name would be
    Pumpkin Stanford!

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  • Sarah

    Phoebe Andrews

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  • Bradley Money

    Pusskit Acacia ( still own the cat she’s 20 years old in human years )

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  • Ka

    Cookie Lind… I think it sounds stage appropriate!

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  • Aden cruz

    Tammy Jensen

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  • Dan Villanueba

    Bandit Harvey…..

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  • Chloe quesada

    My name would be Lumpy Vartikian – not very sure I’d get far with that stripper name!

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  • Ethel Birrell

    Blacky Lane

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  • Ashley Flowers

    Patches Maroa

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  • Natasha

    Pumpkin Caron. Lol

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  • George Krause

    Whitey Charleswood

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  • Doug Cox

    Harley 118th!

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  • Anna Sul

    Sancho Central 😂

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  • Jennifer Lewis

    Love this!!! Although I’m not eligible to win, I’m going to play along…Taffy Armstrong looks forward to seeing you all at the theatre!!! 😜

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  • Steven Weatherbee

    Toto Sierra-Madre

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  • Michael Gil

    Berkeley Cole

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  • Carissa

    Corky Antelope

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  • Colleen Fleming

    Cocoa Stanford

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  • Taking the stage is Calamity Wells! Lol, thank you for a fun way to win tickets! My Victorian sensibilities want to take my mother to the show. 😉

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  • Karen Kirkpatrick

    Tinker Laurel

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  • Regina Camack

    My stripper name is “Teddy Briggs”.

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  • Kathy Gulseth

    What a great idea! I’m Sasha Dearing. I feel sexy even typing it. I saw the movie a long time ago so I’m long over due. I have a GNO group that I want to take, cause we’re saucy like that! I also know some regulars that perform there, so we’re also way overdue to go!!#

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  • Valentine 31 (sounds like a early-2000s dating site screen-name)

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  • Charlotte

    Jack East

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  • Shawn Williams

    Tiger Monterey

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  • Duke Lowe

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  • Heather R

    Scamper Mission 😉

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  • Justus Bier-Stanberry

    Onyx Stanford

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  • Jeannette Warnert

    Blackie Buell

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  • Dorian Follansbee

    Lady DeWitt (sounds like “Lady, Do It!”)

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  • Lauren

    Finn Fallbrook 🙂

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  • Cristina Galang

    Billie Campanilla

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  • Tina teNyenhuis

    Missy Farris

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  • ms bee

    Eloise Dovewood

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  • Juan Guzmán

    Rocky Sunset!

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  • Tempest Warner 😘

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  • Shadow 396

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  • Yolanda Missakian

    Buddy Cornelia

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  • Amy Stanberry

    Crystal Valentine!

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  • Matthew Smoke

    Hobby Mallsbury

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  • Ashley

    You can call me Tibbs Evergreen…yes, Tibbs. I named my cat after the cat in 101 Dalmations. And I want to see this show because, well… why wouldn’t I? It’s going to be great and I’d love to take my mom.

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  • Jenny Myers

    My name would be Valentine Harrison

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  • Anthony Braxton

    Mickey village

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  • Higgins Campbell P.I., if you please… As in, you guessed it – Magnum, P.I.

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  • Cyndle

    Rain Acacia. No one can pronounce my name now so what makes this any different

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  • Chelsea Bonilla

    Oreos Pilgrim. That’s a terrible name.

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  • Radical Steve Blackthorn

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