As ‘Something Rotten!’ this way comes, a musical chance to laugh with Shakespeare
Something Rotten!โ comes to laugh at Shakespeare, not to bury him.
Yes, I just thoroughly mangled one of the Bardโs most famous lines. But thatโs appropriate when previewing the national tour of โRotten,โ the ridiculous and amiable musical romp opening Tuesday at the Saroyan. This is a show, after all, whose second song is titled โGod, I Hate Shakespeare.โ
Pictured above: Richard Spitaletta, left, and Matthew Janisse star as brothers in ‘Rotten.’ Photo: Jeremy Daniel
Plus, Shakespeare is actually in this show, and the character is about as far from the semi-deity weโve made him into today as you can get. In this incarnation, heโs an eccentric, self-absorbed, idea-stealing, metallic-leather-pants-wearing, pompous rock star.
So when I get a chance to talk by phone with Richard Spitaletta, who plays a far-less-well-known writer in the show, I ask what he thinks of good ol’ Will.
And Iโm a little surprised by the answer.
โI was a theater major, so I suppose Iโm somewhat genetically opposed to hating Shakespeare, but Iโm not a diehard fan,โ he says.
Excuse me? An actor not tripping all over himself to gush over the English languageโs greatest wordsmith?
I like that kind of honesty.
Spitaletta, a recent Penn State musical theater grad, laughs.
โI like acting in Shakespeareโs plays more than reading them,โ he says.
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Before going any further, Iโm sure there are local theater fans who feel as if theyโve already read a lot about โSomething Rotten!โ but canโt quite remember why. Itโs because Fresno favorite Heidi Blickenstaff (a former Good Company Players child star) originated one of the leading roles in the show when it opened on Broadway in 2015, and I ended up writing a lot about it. (I even did an interview with her from her dressing room at the St. James Theatre.) The production, which had a healthy run in New York, was a crowd-pleaser — it was nominated for 10 Tony awards, including best musical — and Blickenstaff was terrific.
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The basic premise of the show: Two playwright brothers in Elizabethan London run a rival theater company to Shakespeareโs and are trying to compete with him for customers. The younger brother (and the real writing wiz in the family), is Nigel Bottom, played by Spitaletta. The older brother, Nick, the older and bossier one, hires a soothsayer to predict what kind of theater will be popular in the future. The soothsayer delivers this puzzling answer: Audiences will flock to productions that feature people singing and dancing through the story, as unlikely as that might seem.
In other words, musicals. I wonโt give away the subject matter for the show that the brothers end up writing, but itโs a contender for the worst โmusical within a musicalโ ever. (โSpringtime for Hitlerโ in โThe Producersโ is tough to beat, however.)
Photo: Jeremy Daniel Matthew Baker plays Shakespeare as a rock star in ‘Something Rotten!’
Spitaletta has known he was a comedian since age 7, when he discovered that burping the names of his family members was a big hit. Later he learned he could sing well, and after a robust stint in a New Jersey high school playing roles as different as Jean Valjean in โLes Mizโ and Old Deuteronomy in โCATS,โ he auditioned and was accepted to Penn Stateโs prestigious musical theater program, where he earned a BFA.
After graduating, he started landing roles in regional theater productions (including Jack in โInto the Woodsโ) before making two whirlwind audition trips from Columbia, Missouri, to New York for the non-Equity tour of โRotten.โ Heโs been with the show since last August. It’s a big career break.
Itโs a great part with perhaps the best character arc of the cast. He even gets the love story.
โNigel is kind of this meek, mousy, little secondary character whoโs there to help his brother any way he can,โ he says. โHe doesnโt have a lot of self-confidence.โ
That changes when he meets Portia, a Puritan, and the two hit it off over their shared interest of poetry. Nigel begins to realize heโs a good writer, and with his newfound self-confidence, he feels more comfortable challenging his brother.
Still, donโt get the wrong idea: Itโs a comedy. A ridiculous one, at that.
And as for the off-kilter depiction of Shakespeare: Hey, itโs not like itโs the first time the Bardโs reputation has been put through the wringer. Fact is, there are some out there who donโt believe he even existed. But if he did — and someone had to write all that stuff, right? — heโd have to chuckle at a song titled โGod, I Hate Shakespeare.โ Thatโs when you know youโve really made it in show biz.


