Review: Damp or not, I’m through with Blue Man Group. It’s boring.
Blue Man Group A scene from the ‘Speechless’ tour.
THEATER REVIEW
By now youโve heard the startling news that Blue Man Groupโs Thursday performance at the Saroyan Theatre had to be shut down in the middle of the show after an overhead pipe burst, pouring water on the audience in the orchestra sitting below.
Is there some Department of Weird Coincidences in that big theater administration building in the sky arranging such things?
If thereโs ever a show youโd expect to have water pouring on you, itโs Blue Man Group. People who sit in the front rows are traditionally issued rain slickers, after all.
Related story: IN FRESNOโS โSPEECHLESSโ TOUR, THIS NOT-SO-SILENT MAN ONLY HAS EYES FOR โBLUEโ
Itโs awful whenever a show has to be canceled, of course, both financially and artistically. But what are the chances that itโd be this one?
I saw the production on Wednesday night. Not to rub salt into the damp-blue wound, but after several viewings over the years, I have had enough of this franchise for a lifetime. Iโm bored with it. Perhaps Iโm missing something fundamental here — great insights, amazing human connections, or, at the very least, unbridled hilarity? โ when confronted with three guys in bald caps slathered in blue paint. They cavort with food and various offbeat musical instruments, do a couple of routines with people they drag up from the audience, squabble a little, catch marshmallows in their mouths, and occasionally dance around their fancy set.
Mostly what they do, however, is bulge their eyes wide and maintain deadpan but vaguely disapproving expressions, as if theyโre one of the under-butlers on โDownton Abbeyโ who just saw a guest eat with his fingers.
There are no Twinkies in this new โSpeechlessโ tour, but there is lots of new stuff, including an audience game called The Match that gets two audience members to dance with each other. But none of the new material really made much difference to me. (Thereโs even an extended video-screen interlude that felt kind of desultory and cheap; the show is less than 90 minutes as it is, so why skimp on the live stage time?) The most charitable thing I can think of to say is that the whole thing is a vague paean to the old days of vaudeville, and there are moments that I smiled and even laughed, especially when a guy plucked from the audience ended up cavorting with a rubber chicken.
Mostly, though, the narrative-free format and those numbing blank expressions just sort of sedated me. (And yet, to be fair, people around me were finding it hilarious.) Maybe I need a change of pace: Red Man Group, or Purple, or Green. As it is, the Blue version just seems, um, all wet.


